Thursday 12 February 2009

a tale of epic proprtions: enter captain pudding pop and his crew


And so Captain pudding pop and his pudding pop crew set off on their adventure through the candy floss fields into the cave of marvelous mini sausages. "Forward" captain ... shouted, commanding his great and powerful army of five children into the everlasting depths of gumdrop lane! "Straight ahead men...The holy nana is just past the giant pear drop monument." The crew marched forward anxious about what this holy scurvy curing nana would do for their oral hygiene. "There it is men" captain ... shouted. You boy, take the first bite as the nana may be poisoned and i do not want to die! *chuckle*

*WHAT WILL HAPPEN TO CAPTAIN PUDDING POP AND HIS CREW. WILL THEY TASTE THE SWEET SWEET POTASSIUM FILLED NANA OR FALL VICTIM TO THEIR INNATE GENETICAL DISPOSITION (lol i dnt even kno wot that meens) THE DISPOSITION OF FAAIIIIIIIILLLLLLL! FIND OUT ON THE NEXT ISNTALLMENT OF AAAAAAAAA FAAAAAAAAAAAAAIL TAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALE*

2 comments:

  1. OMFG ROFL.
    ORAL HYGIENE.

    epic

    also i love how the voice over at the end sounds exactly like the voice over at the end of batman. now that is an achievement

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  2. :) i wish i could make a career out of this. if i could i would be the hapiest person in the world lol. do u kno how happy i am tht i can write like the author of batman. you've made my life!

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