Super ninja monkey skill....

*rustling in the bushes*
"SUPER MONKEY NINJA SKILL! POOPNADO!"shouted SARGENT CUTSIE WOOTSIE.
captain pudding pop'S CREW was swept up in a whirlwind of horribly potent poop. "ITS IN MY EYES. OH MY GOD I THINK MY EYES ARE MELTING" shouted jerry the pale ginger looking pirate, "its in my mouth...OH GOD HELP ME!" shouted ben...the other...ginger guy... Captain pudding pop attempted to shield his crew with his giant fan, but alas the poop did hit it (LOOL! comic genius) and captain pudding pops crew was defeated.

WILL BEN AND JERRY EVER RECOVER FROM THE DISASTER THAT IS THE POOPNADO...WILL MALIK CREATE ANYMORE DEVASTATINGLY BAD PUNS! WILL THE PUDDING POP CREWS MOUTH BE FOREVER RIDDEN WITH THE HORRIBLE GUM DISEASE THAT IS SCURVY! WILL REECE EVER FIND TRUE LOVE (what...!?¬.¬)...FIND OUT IN THE NEXT POOP FLINGING BEN AND JERRY COPYRIGHTING PLOT HOLE FILLED INSTALLMENT OF A FAIL TALEEEEEEEEEEEE

super duper note: LOOOL i has notes now LOOK!....but seriously people. first thing soz this 1 is so short but reece had trouble fitting the poopnado onto 4 slides so basicaly we split the script for episode two into two so next ep will be second half of ep 2...if that made any sense at all. SECOND THING! reece is almost finished with his portfolio *cheers* you all know what that meens :D!!! a fail tale will be uploaded weekly :D...well mostly weekly....we'll try lol. but yer it will be more often so we wont has people typing "MOAR BLOGZ PLZ!!"....you kno who you are *POINTS * lol. k. bai. OH yer anuther thing lol you thought u go rid of me. the corner of mistruths and deciet isnt gna happen since there are no moar lies and deciets (plural?) in chiswick skoolzzzz he's been kicked out me thinks (mr r). ok srsly naowz...bai!