Super ninja monkey skill....

*rustling in the bushes*
"SUPER MONKEY NINJA SKILL! POOPNADO!"shouted SARGENT CUTSIE WOOTSIE.
captain pudding pop'S CREW was swept up in a whirlwind of horribly potent poop. "ITS IN MY EYES. OH MY GOD I THINK MY EYES ARE MELTING" shouted jerry the pale ginger looking pirate, "its in my mouth...OH GOD HELP ME!" shouted ben...the other...ginger guy... Captain pudding pop attempted to shield his crew with his giant fan, but alas the poop did hit it (LOOL! comic genius) and captain pudding pops crew was defeated.

WILL BEN AND JERRY EVER RECOVER FROM THE DISASTER THAT IS THE POOPNADO...WILL MALIK CREATE ANYMORE DEVASTATINGLY BAD PUNS! WILL THE PUDDING POP CREWS MOUTH BE FOREVER RIDDEN WITH THE HORRIBLE GUM DISEASE THAT IS SCURVY! WILL REECE EVER FIND TRUE LOVE (what...!?¬.¬)...FIND OUT IN THE NEXT POOP FLINGING BEN AND JERRY COPYRIGHTING PLOT HOLE FILLED INSTALLMENT OF A FAIL TALEEEEEEEEEEEE

super duper note: LOOOL i has notes now LOOK!....but seriously people. first thing soz this 1 is so short but reece had trouble fitting the poopnado onto 4 slides so basicaly we split the script for episode two into two so next ep will be second half of ep 2...if that made any sense at all. SECOND THING! reece is almost finished with his portfolio *cheers* you all know what that meens :D!!! a fail tale will be uploaded weekly :D...well mostly weekly....we'll try lol. but yer it will be more often so we wont has people typing "MOAR BLOGZ PLZ!!"....you kno who you are *POINTS * lol. k. bai. OH yer anuther thing lol you thought u go rid of me. the corner of mistruths and deciet isnt gna happen since there are no moar lies and deciets (plural?) in chiswick skoolzzzz he's been kicked out me thinks (mr r). ok srsly naowz...bai!

a tale of epic proprtions: enter captain pudding pop and his crew

And so Captain pudding pop and his pudding pop crew set off on their adventure through the candy floss fields into the cave of marvelous mini sausages. "Forward" captain ... shouted, commanding his great and powerful army of five children into the everlasting depths of gumdrop lane! "Straight ahead men...The holy nana is just past the giant pear drop monument." The crew marched forward anxious about what this holy scurvy curing nana would do for their oral hygiene. "There it is men" captain ... shouted. You boy, take the first bite as the nana may be poisoned and i do not want to die! *chuckle*

*WHAT WILL HAPPEN TO CAPTAIN PUDDING POP AND HIS CREW. WILL THEY TASTE THE SWEET SWEET POTASSIUM FILLED NANA OR FALL VICTIM TO THEIR INNATE GENETICAL DISPOSITION (lol i dnt even kno wot that meens) THE DISPOSITION OF FAAIIIIIIIILLLLLLL! FIND OUT ON THE NEXT ISNTALLMENT OF AAAAAAAAA FAAAAAAAAAAAAAIL TAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALE*

we want you! lol

k basicly. hi. we need your ideas! this blog will follow the story of some sort of main character (you think of him). he will go on a magical journey full of candy and unicorns and pink flavored fluff, but every chapter will end up in his demise through a fail that you guys out there will help us decide. This main character of ours will have to quest through the enchanted land of (again...up 2 u lot) as a pirate and brutaly murder the pirates worst enemy...the ninja (yer thats right...the ninja). once the story develops hopefull my other epicoligist friend and i will take over the two separate parts of the story so one of us will be responisble for the pirates and the other responsible for the ninja. Both sides will have a main character full of wonder and sugar coated candy fails! So dnt let us down! get posting your ideas NAOW NAOW NAOW! .........................oh yer, alsoooooooooooooooooooooo were gna have a special post maybe every week/month entitles "Mr r's corner" in which we will tell you the most outrageous lie weve herd from a certain somebody. BAI NAO!